They Finally Found Something Exciting About Curling – Sex

Pyeongchang SK (Storch Report) – They finally brought something exciting to curling during these Winter Olympic games – piercing eyes.

Every winter Olympics I do a piece on curling because of all the sports it’s the most exciting, for example, as compared to Red Gerard snowboarding feats to win a gold at 17.

The piercing eyes of curling belong to Russia’s Anastasia Byzgalova who is married to her curling partner Alexander Krushelnitsky.

When I first saw curling in the 70’s in Zermatt I knew they would have to bring something to the game other than street sweepers.

And, they finally did it, and it’s called –  sex.

Anastasia has been compared to some of the world’s most beautiful women, Adriana Lima, Megan Fox and Angelina Jolie.

She took up the sport in 2009 after being attracted by an advertisement for a curling club.

Anastasia has a master’s degree from the Leggaft National State University of Physical Education, Sport and Health.  She and her husband won the 2016 world Mixed Doubles Curling Championship in Karlstad.

I always knew curling needed something to raise the blood pressure of the fans and apparently they found it in Anastasia’s laser-like piercing curling eyes.

If she doesn’t win the gold, she could always become an eye model or more.






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