The Trump Deal From The Clinton Perspective

Hillary & Bill eating

New York (Storch Report) — Hillary and Bill were having breakfast once again as they often do infrequently, he had fruit rather than eggs Benedict since he became a vegan and she was having a bowl of Cheerios.  It was her turn to speak and she asked Bill if the Trump deal was working.

“Well, Hill he is certainly drawing attention away from you, which you want with your policy of not talking to the media and he has already promised that he would run as an independent if he was not the Republican nominee.

“Remember, I won the election with only 42% of the vote against George H. W. Bush while Ross Perot took 19% of the vote away from him as a spoiler.  That’s what Trump promised us at our Trump Tower meeting.”

Hillary agreed that he seemed to be living up to the deal.

However, Bill did note, “Your scandals seem to have more legs than a centipede, and that’s not helping.”

“Who the hell do you think you are talking to me about scandals, you had more than your share of them.”

“I did, but I’m still liked . . . “

The two didn’t schedule another breakfast meeting.

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