Washington DC (Storch Report) — Yes, Virginia there is a Santa Claus, he’s not white with a beard anymore, he’s black with speckled white snowflakes in his hair and his name is Obama and he was born in Hawaii, not the North Pole and the Islands there are absent of Reindeer’s so he has to take Air Force One around the world to bestow his gifts.
However, the Ayatollah of Iran sat on Obama’s lap on the beach of Waikki and asked Santa if Iran could inspect their own nuclear facilities and America would accept their findings?
And Santa O said, “Yes, anything to prevent you from getting the bomb and America going to war.”
Even Virginia, who was now grown up from the days she received that Santa letter from a newspaper columnist saying there was a Santa, couldn’t believe the black Santa would grant such a request and was now questioning whether there was a Santa or even someone named Obama.
She thought how could Santa make such a deal with the devil when he himself admitted at the outset that the deal was not based upon trust?
Virginia thought this is much like asking the New England Patriots to inflate their own footballs and trusting that they are at the proper PSI, or asking a student to grade his own test paper and trusting that it is accurate.
It is not uncommon for Santa O to expect Congress nor the people of his Kingdom to buy a pig in a poke.
After all he sold himself twice to the nation, called for bail-outs, Obamacare, military withdrawal from Iraq creating the Islamic terrorist group called ISIS and now hands the American store to Iran and calls it a diplomatic deal better than war.
This is Santa with a black face — because it matters — with snowflakes in his hair that wants to destroy America for a legacy he wants to believe is good for a place in his Billion Dollar Chicago Presidential Library where black lives don’t seem to matter.