Obama The Jew

Obama the JewWashington DC (Storch Report) — President Obama had two back to back delusional days this week among many others he has suffered during the first six-and-a-half years of his administration.

On Monday he took personal credit for the United States being the most respected country on earth.

“People don’t remember, when I came into office the US world opinion ranked below China, barely above Russia and today the United States is the most respected on earth,” he said Monday.

Obama didn’t validate the source for his claim, but we believe it was some sort of research done by PEW.

And, perhaps Obama is also experiencing some degree of amnesia, for shortly after he was elected he made a major European and widely publicized apology tour for all of the foibles he perceived America made in which he was not involved.  We don’t exactly know where he was when these occurred, he seemed to pop up out of the woodwork of Chicago, a bastion of black on black killings, for which he takes no responsibility while fueling racism everywhere else.

However, I can’t imagine that his apology tour had anything to do with American’s image at the time, nor that he played any role in it?

Now, as though he was playing the game can you top this with himself, he said on Tuesday, “I think I am the closest thing to a Jew that has ever sat in this office.  For people to say that I am anti-Israel, or, even worse, anti-Semitic, it hurts.”

Now this delusional amnesiac president who calls himself the ‘closest thing to a Jew,’ who wouldn’t be recognized in the diamond district of Manhattan, is finally delivering to the American people the credible transparency he promised.

What is this a Woody Allen skit to the finality of Obama’s fantasy presidency?

Only former President George W. Bush has been bashed more than America while Israel comes in third, and Obama wants to take credit for promoting America’s reputation and at the same time declares himself a Jew?  What does he think he is Sammy Davis Jr. reincarnated? Next thing you know he will be singing ‘Bo Jangles’ at the White House.

I think Obama needs a session with Charles Krauthammer, a non-practicing Harvard trained Jewish Psychologist and conservative author and columnist, who actually questioned what the president said by asking, ‘What does that mean?’

The Obama administration has proven to be the most anti-Israel in American history. 

Ben Shapiro, Senior Editor-At-Large of Breitbart News, said in a column “Obama is about as Jewish as George Wallace was black.”  Perhaps that’s what it means Charles.

But I have it on good authority, Obama’s rabbinic degree is expected in the mail at any moment.






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3 Responses to Obama The Jew

  1. Llamamia says:

    Another good one, Storch.
    LOL…but unfortunately, all too true.

  2. norman says:

    No, Obama never said he was a Jew. You really can’t help yourself when it comes to sticking to facts.
    There are reasons why Obama considers himself close to Jews. He is aware of the total commitment and support that Jews provided to the Civil Rights movement led by Dr. King.
    As an African American he shares with Jews a history of discrimination and prejudice involving restricted housing opportunities, quotas for admission to higher education, employment in the corporate world, hotel registration restrictions, country club admissions, to name some shared experiences. Of course he considers himself the closest thing to a Jew to sit in office, How can he not? Who else could possibly be closer?
    Actually, there was one. Rabbi Wise of Cincinnati claimed that Abraham Lincoln once confided in him that he was “bone from our bone and flesh from our flesh” and thought himself “a descendant of Hebrew parentage.”
    Lincoln also befriended Jews from a young age, promoted Jewish equality, appointed numerous Jews to public office, had Jewish advisors and embraced Jews as insiders.
    He also quoted the Hebrew Bible much more often as he did the New Testament. Maybe your next blog will read “Lincoln the Jew”.
    Your statement that Obama wouldn’t be recognized in the diamond district of Manhattan isn’t worthy of comment. But it’s no worse than “Obama singing Bo Jangles at the White House” or his “rabbinic degree is expected in the mail at any moment.”
    Obviously you think these as clever satire. They’re neither clever nor satire. Only foolish.
    The term “satire” is used too generously, especially when making fun of someone passes as satire. Applying the title of “satire” to any work that involves jeering degrades the genre.
    Satire is an art form.
    In 1790, in a letter George Washington wrote to the Hebrew Congregation in Newport, Rhode Island he stated, “To bigotry, no sanction.”

  3. Don Storch says:

    See it as you will and Obama wishes for his legacy. Obama was quoted accurately and the media in general reacted the way in which this column portrayed his comments in the genre of satire.

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