Hillary’s More Likable Unconscious



New York (Storch Report) — As a Trump supporter, I was ready to accept Hillary’s sort of apology Saturday especially after she fell unconscious Sunday, but I still didn’t quite know what “deplorable” basket I was now in.

You see, on Friday she said ‘half’ of Donald Trump’s supporters are “deplorables,” defining those as being, “right, racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic,” then added, “you name it.”

I guess, “you name it” was a catch all phrase for everything else bad about those who are not left wing progressives.

On Friday she spoke before a fundraising audience of LGBTQ and said half of Trump’s supporters belonged in “a basket of deplorables” and the other basket of people” consisted simply of those “who feel that the government has let them down, the economy has let them down, nobody cares about them, nobody worries about what happens to their lives and their futures, and they’re just desperate for change.

Well, I’m desperate for change, but nothing else fits, I just want to “Make America Great Again.”

I never had any candidate that was vying for my vote call me “deplorable, irredeemable,” and “not American.”

But apparently that was my “basket” until the next day.  Then on Saturday she explained it all, “Last night I was ‘grossly generalistic,’ she said, (Is that a Medical condition?) “and that’s never a good idea. I regret saying ‘half’ — that was wrong,” Clinton said in a statement in which she also vowed to call out “bigotry” in Trump’s campaign.

And so half of half is half, which could mean I could be in a basket of  ‘irredeemables,’ I guess that’s better than being with the ‘deplorables.’

When President Obama called Clinton the most fit to be President was he talking about in an insentient state?

I do find her to be more ‘likable’ unconscious. 







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