Category Archives: Satire

Trump Anxiety Spawns New Profession, ‘The Cuddliest’

New York (Storch Report) – I just couldn’t let this one pass . . .  Apparently Trump anxiety among progressive liberals is so pervasive it has spawned a new profession of ‘Cuddliest’s.’ 

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Destroyed Sneakers For $1,425 From Nieman Marcus Join $425 Dirty Jeans From Nordstrom’s

  New York (Storch Report) — The top half of the unisex anatomy is yet to be totally covered to look like a liberal seeking to be, at a premium price, something they are not.

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Draining The Swamp That Isn’t

  Washington DC (Storch Report) — A widely-held rumor says that Washington DC was built on a swamp.  It was an early example of fake news dating back to the 1800’s. 

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PETSD Epidemic Spreading Among Democrats In US

  Washington DC (Storch Report) — According to the Centers for Disease Control (CDC), Post Electoral Traumatic Stress Disorder (PETSD) is rampantly spreading among democrats in the United States and has now reached epidemic proportions.

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Bill Clinton Has Meeting Of Conscious With God

  Chappaqua New York (Storch Report) — Bill: “Thanks God for meeting with me.” God: “I’m here to help.”

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Squaw Warren To Mobilize ‘Nasty Women’

  New Hampshire (Storch Report) —  The left wing media reported yesterday that Sen Elizabeth Warren ‘hammered’ Donald Trump for his remarks about women, predicting that “nasty women” will mobilize to elect Hillary Clinton.

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The Pants Suit Crook Pulls Off A Coup De’Eatat

  Chappaqua NY . . . Dateline November 8th 2016 . . . a fast forward . . .  (Storch Report) —  “I can’t believe it Bill, we pulled it off.”  . . .  ” I told you Hillary, Barnum … Continue reading

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Never Get Into A Mud Wrestling Match With A Pig — The Pig Loves It

  St. Louis (Storch Report) — I watched the film Protocol this afternoon before the second debate this evening between two unlikable presidential candidates and it seemed to put things in perspective about what is already the most weird presidential … Continue reading

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There Are Times When You’ve Got To Be Dumb To Be Smart

  Moline Il (Storch Report) –I had an interview yesterday with Charlie, Linus and Lucy of cartoon fame on the subject of who they were going to vote for in the upcoming election between Clinton and Trump.

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Can You Take Josh Earnest Seriously?

  New York (Storch Report) — You don’t have to search far to discover that Josh Earnest is an oxymoron. After all, his first name Josh means ‘tease’ and his surname means ‘sincere’ and yesterday he explained that the ‘War … Continue reading

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