Category Archives: Satire

They Finally Found Something Exciting About Curling – Sex

Pyeongchang SK (Storch Report) – They finally brought something exciting to curling during these Winter Olympic games – piercing eyes.

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Swamps Are More Productive Than Congress

Washington DC (Storch Report) — Since Donald John Trump became president there has been a lot of banter about swamps, even I wrote a book on, ‘Snakes in the Swamp, the first 100 Days.”

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Global Warming

Davos, Switzerland (Storch Report) – I don’t believe in it!

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Golden Globes A Sea Of Black

  Hollywood (Storch Report) – It was a performance of up’s and mostly downs at the Golden Globes last night, not bad, considering that it was originally cast as a funeral protesting the sexual harassment of men over women.

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Progressive Liberal Mania & Left Wing Media Psychosis Belies The Truth

New York (Storch Report) – Screaming at the sky protesting Trump’s presidency a year after his election appears to me to be bizarre behavior by liberal Americans.

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Trump Anxiety Spawns New Profession, ‘The Cuddliest’

New York (Storch Report) – I just couldn’t let this one pass . . .  Apparently Trump anxiety among progressive liberals is so pervasive it has spawned a new profession of ‘Cuddliest’s.’ 

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Destroyed Sneakers For $1,425 From Nieman Marcus Join $425 Dirty Jeans From Nordstrom’s

  New York (Storch Report) — The top half of the unisex anatomy is yet to be totally covered to look like a liberal seeking to be, at a premium price, something they are not.

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Draining The Swamp That Isn’t

  Washington DC (Storch Report) — A widely-held rumor says that Washington DC was built on a swamp.  It was an early example of fake news dating back to the 1800’s. 

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PETSD Epidemic Spreading Among Democrats In US

  Washington DC (Storch Report) — According to the Centers for Disease Control (CDC), Post Electoral Traumatic Stress Disorder (PETSD) is rampantly spreading among democrats in the United States and has now reached epidemic proportions.

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Bill Clinton Has Meeting Of Conscious With God

  Chappaqua New York (Storch Report) — Bill: “Thanks God for meeting with me.” God: “I’m here to help.”

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