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Storch Report Archives
Category Archives: Satire
Pyeongchang SK (Storch Report) – They finally brought something exciting to curling during these Winter Olympic games – piercing eyes.
Washington DC (Storch Report) — Since Donald John Trump became president there has been a lot of banter about swamps, even I wrote a book on, ‘Snakes in the Swamp, the first 100 Days.”
Davos, Switzerland (Storch Report) – I don’t believe in it!
Hollywood (Storch Report) – It was a performance of up’s and mostly downs at the Golden Globes last night, not bad, considering that it was originally cast as a funeral protesting the sexual harassment of men over women.
New York (Storch Report) – Screaming at the sky protesting Trump’s presidency a year after his election appears to me to be bizarre behavior by liberal Americans.
New York (Storch Report) – I just couldn’t let this one pass . . . Apparently Trump anxiety among progressive liberals is so pervasive it has spawned a new profession of ‘Cuddliest’s.’
New York (Storch Report) — The top half of the unisex anatomy is yet to be totally covered to look like a liberal seeking to be, at a premium price, something they are not.
Washington DC (Storch Report) — A widely-held rumor says that Washington DC was built on a swamp. It was an early example of fake news dating back to the 1800’s.
Washington DC (Storch Report) — According to the Centers for Disease Control (CDC), Post Electoral Traumatic Stress Disorder (PETSD) is rampantly spreading among democrats in the United States and has now reached epidemic proportions.
Chappaqua New York (Storch Report) — Bill: “Thanks God for meeting with me.” God: “I’m here to help.”