Author Archives: Don Storch

DonStorch.com Conservative Commentary Modifies Website

Manasota Key (Storch Report) – The website DonStorch.com is modifying it’s format effective immediately to focus on conservative commentary, satire and more of it.

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I’m A Deplorable That Voted For Trump And Proud Of It

Washington DC (Storch Report) -I voted for change to rid this country of the political leadership of progressive, liberal, Republican, Democratic and Social elitism.

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Manasota Key Ignored By Media During Hurricane Irma

Manasota Key Fl (Storch Report) — There’s a small sleepy barrier reef called Manasota Key on the southwest coast of Florida that the media apparently doesn’t know exists.

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Left-Wing Media Attacks Melania’s Shoes On President’s Hurricane Harvey Visit To Texas

Corpus Christi TX (Storch Report) – It was not enough for the left-wing media to cover heart-warming stories that people were helping people during hurricane Harvey, which left 38 people dead and 30,000 homeless, they found room in their coverage … Continue reading

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Two Little Known Stories About Jerry Lewis 1926 – 2017

  Irvington NJ (Storch Report) – I too was an alumnus of Union Avenue School, Irvington High School and a soda jerk at Gerstein’s Drug store on Chancellor Avenue in Irvington N.J., as was Jerry Lewis.

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Hate Is Self-Destructive

  Virginia (Storch Report) – Across the Potomac on a Hill in Arlington Cemetery there’s the Robert E. Lee home . . . are we going to burn it down? We study history to learn from it, not erase it.

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Trump Anxiety Spawns New Profession, ‘The Cuddliest’

New York (Storch Report) – I just couldn’t let this one pass . . .  Apparently Trump anxiety among progressive liberals is so pervasive it has spawned a new profession of ‘Cuddliest’s.’ 

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America, Tread Carefully On Your Democracy

  Washington DC (Storch Report) – America is going down a path it may very well regret, motivated by the politics of elitists from both Parties in Congress.  

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Repeal Healthcare, Salaries For Congress

Washington DC (Storch Report) -My Muse, who I identify on the dedication page of my last book, ‘Snakes in the Swamp,’ suggested to me that we the people should repeal the healthcare and salaries that Congress gave to themselves.

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Populism v Elitism

    Washington DC (Storch Report) – Donald J. Trump is a populist president and it was he that found this demographic in the United States, delivered messages of positive change to them and they sent him to the White … Continue reading

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