Could Ground Keeper Girls In Slinky Outfits Be Coming To Baseball?

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Tampa Bay Fl (Storch Report) — If there are attractive and shapely cheerleaders in skimpy outfits in the NFL and likewise ice cleaners in the NHL is it time for similar beauties in MLB as ground keepers?

It could very well spice up the game.

Imagine, we could add the fourth inning stretch to the seventh and have the dancing doll ground keepers tiding-up the infield to a tune more lively than Kate Smith singing God Bless America.

And picture the girls working the field during a rain delay in those stadiums without roofs.

Rolling out the tarp covering the infield during a downpour could replace wet tee shirt contests at Hooters.

And during down time the girls could replace ball and bat boys handing out baseball souvenirs to the fans.

Perhaps it is time to inject some sex into baseball, after all it does represent the best of capitalism and could generate a larger fan base and they tell me sexism is one of the oldest professions.

Down here in the Tampa Bay area of Florida there is a new chain of breastaurants coming in to compete with Hooters called Twin Peaks and they call the waitresses . . . well, you get the idea.

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