For the ladies privy to being invited to the Royals marriage of the century one article was the derigeur: Fascinators.

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Yes it’s 4 AM EST in the US 9AM in London, partly cloudy, 55 degrees and I am up and about to deliver this message to you, because I am sure you wanted to know what I had to say about the Royal spectacle of a Prince marrying a Commoner.

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It was easier yesterday, the Indians were the bad guys and the cowboys were the good guys, but then came along the Lone Ranger and Tonto and that was confusing; until a tribe of Indians attacked both and the Lone Ranger said to Tonto, “What are we going to do now kimosabe?” And Tonto said, [...]

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It is now clear, the brain trust within the Obama administration spent more time working on euphemisms for the word ‘war’ against Libya then they did defining the coalition’s military mission, goal or end game.

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There’s a lot of alphabet soup being used in the spelling of an ugly man’s name, who resurfaced again in the news in recent weeks.

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It was just too much from tailgate, to the Obama interview, to pre game, to post game with, a barrage of intermittent commercials to remember whether I saw the Super Bowl.

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You can have all the cows from the Midwest mooing from the tops of sky scrappers in New York to eat more chicken, turkey or fowl, but there is no substitute for a hamburger that moos.

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I guess it all started some six years ago when two Osprey’s fornicated somewhere else and decided to make a nest in one of my two Norfolk Pines, on the starboard side of my house as you look east toward the entrance.  They are rather formidable trees, for they tower over a three-story house and [...]

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If you are a boob man you had a bonanza today if you read the New York Times, they had two features in one issue on boobs and bras.

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When all else fails, and we as a nation are now at that critical point of no return, it’s time for President Obama to pull out all the stops, and I would suggest he bring out the Ouija Board.

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