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		<title>Michelle Obama Is Not An &#8216;Angry Black Woman&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://donstorch.com/2012/01/15/michelle-obama-is-not-an-angry-black-woman/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2012 21:08:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Storch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is time to defend first lady Michelle Obama against the charges of being an &#8216;angry black woman,&#8217; after all she and her husband President Obama, are part of that elite one percent of the wealthy class of Americans, who Occupy Wall Street are protesting, and it is very difficult to be &#8216;angry&#8217; when you&#8217;re [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When You&#8217;re Closer To The End Than The Beginning</title>
		<link>http://donstorch.com/2012/01/09/when-youre-closer-to-the-end-than-the-beginning/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 00:10:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Storch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In retrospect life is an evolution of time, places, jobs, careers, people and when you find yourself closer to the end than the beginning you wonder where it all went and how you got there so fast. It&#8217;s a gradual subtle process to get where you are going, some glide through life gracefully while others [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Year</title>
		<link>http://donstorch.com/2011/12/31/new-year/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2011 04:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Storch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well here it is again, New Year&#8217;s eve. It&#8217;s that time again to make resolutions for the next year that we don&#8217;t keep.  It&#8217;s much like those promotional Christmas letters we received in the past weeks that delivered family messages from our friends about the past year and the happenings the way the author saw [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Should Step Aside For The Good Of The Country</title>
		<link>http://donstorch.com/2011/12/29/obama-should-step-aside-for-the-good-of-the-country/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 16:51:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Storch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The noble thing for President Obama to do in behalf of the country would be to not run for reelection in 2012. Even if he squeaked by, by some miracle, it is unlikely the Democrats would gain control of the House and it is more likely the Republicans will take control of the Senate, making [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Christmas Letters</title>
		<link>http://donstorch.com/2011/12/03/christmas-letters/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Dec 2011 16:14:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Storch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[13 Century French Cheese Pout l &#8216;Evegue Yes, it&#8217;s that time of year again when I receive those Christmas letters from my septuagenarian friends telling me how they are repelling skyscraper&#8217;s in New York after completing the iron man contest in Hawaii. They make me feel so good that each year I mean to write [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If It&#8217;s Stone Crab Season In Florida, Can The Snow Birds Be Far Behind?</title>
		<link>http://donstorch.com/2011/11/14/if-its-stone-crab-season-in-florida-can-the-snow-birds-be-far-behind/</link>
		<comments>http://donstorch.com/2011/11/14/if-its-stone-crab-season-in-florida-can-the-snow-birds-be-far-behind/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 04:28:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Storch</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[If It's Stone Crab Season In Florida Can The Snow Birds Be Far Behind?]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Snow Birds are already arriving early, I guess that fall Nor&#8217;easter snow storm chased them South earlier than expected &#8211; I just hope they leave their migrating drunken Robin&#8217;s home this year. The Robin is fond of the berry&#8217;s on our Cabbage Palms, consume them and fly drunkenly into our windows and do some [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pork &amp; Cheese Gin Flambe, A Gourmet Delight</title>
		<link>http://donstorch.com/2011/10/27/pork-cheese-gin-flambe-a-gourmet-delight/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2011 01:41:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Storch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was rummaging through some memorabilia the other day &#8211; a metaphor for cleaning out &#8211; and found a menu I wrote in a previous life with a previous wife.  It all came about because we belonged to a group that met annually for a black or white tie New Year&#8217;s eve dinner created collectively [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Never Let&#8217;s A Good Speaking Venue Go To Waste</title>
		<link>http://donstorch.com/2011/09/21/obama-never-lets-a-good-speaking-venue-go-to-waste/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2011 19:43:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Storch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[President Obama gave three speeches in one at the UN today. He told those listening that the world was doing fine since he became president and that&#8217;s why he is drawing down troops in Iraq and Afghanistan, that democracy was coming to Egypt and Libya, things were improving in South Africa and the Taliban was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Emmys &#8211; If You Want An Accurate Report Of What Happened, Look Somewhere Else</title>
		<link>http://donstorch.com/2011/09/18/the-emmys-if-you-want-an-accurate-report-of-what-happened-look-somewhere-else/</link>
		<comments>http://donstorch.com/2011/09/18/the-emmys-if-you-want-an-accurate-report-of-what-happened-look-somewhere-else/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2011 02:37:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Storch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Emmys, hosted by a gay girl that looks like Ellen, filled with double and triple &#8216;wows&#8217; , &#8216;Oh, My Gods&#8217; and &#8216;I&#8217;m from Illinois&#8217; from those accepting awards, with an over use of video tapes for a live performance left me wanting to go home with Betty White who the host Jane Lynch said, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ants Would Do A Better Job</title>
		<link>http://donstorch.com/2011/07/25/ants-would-do-a-better-job/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jul 2011 14:12:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Storch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little did I know, until discovering a feature on CBS&#8217;s Sunday Morning, that cutter ants from Belize could do a better job of resolving the debt ceiling debt reduction crisis than the lackluster leadership of the Obama administration and the Congress collectively. It turns out that humans are too smart for the functioning of a [...]]]></description>
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