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		<title>Evolution Of Time Part II, Gender Neutral Bathrooms</title>
		<link>http://donstorch.com/2012/05/17/evolution-of-time-part-ii-gender-neutral-bathrooms/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 04:02:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Storch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is an addendum to yesterday&#8217;s column, that&#8217;s how fast things are moving on gender issues; I discuss it yesterday and there&#8217;s a new story on the issue today. President Obama endorses same sex marriage and now there&#8217;s a movement (pardon the pun) for gender neutral bathrooms in colleges. It&#8217;s not bad enough our colleges [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vanilla Ice Cream And Chocolate Syrup Is My Choice</title>
		<link>http://donstorch.com/2012/04/26/vanilla-ice-cream-and-chocolate-syrup-is-my-choice/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 23:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Storch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Comparing presidential candidates to being vanilla, rocky road, tutti frutti ice cream or being cool, hip, flip and singing ballads is about as intelligent a way to vote for a candidate as the American public once did when it put a cool, hip, flip, glib black man without credible capabilities, qualifications or accomplishments in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama&#8217;s Secret Service Stimulus In Cartagena; GSA Party Bash In Vegas</title>
		<link>http://donstorch.com/2012/04/17/obamas-secret-service-stimulus-in-cartagena-gsa-party-bash-in-vegas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 13:11:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Storch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No Mas How does the average American wrap their minds around a Secret Service stimulus in Cartagena or nearly a million dollar party bash for a few in Vegas by employees of GSA while back home, people are without jobs, lost their homes, other homes are under water and their retirement plans are devalued? I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Never Got A Lottery Ticket</title>
		<link>http://donstorch.com/2012/03/30/i-never-got-a-lottery-ticket/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2012 00:49:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Storch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There has been a lot of hype about the mega million dollar lottery, the winner of which will be drawn this evening at 11 PM (DST), and the prize has now grown to $640 million. That&#8217;s a lot of money. I don&#8217;t gamble, now it&#8217;s not that I haven&#8217;t tried, but I found out early [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Christie&#8217;s Girth, Guts And Gravitas,The Choice</title>
		<link>http://donstorch.com/2012/03/01/christies-girth-guts-and-gravitasthe-choice/</link>
		<comments>http://donstorch.com/2012/03/01/christies-girth-guts-and-gravitasthe-choice/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2012 02:05:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Storch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It seems to me that the process that the nation is going through to select a GOP presidential candidate through our primaries is now not only becoming laborious and boring but it is becoming destructive to the candidates and beneficial to the president most of the nation would like to rid themselves of. Republican candidates [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Friend Died Of Angst Trying To Be Well</title>
		<link>http://donstorch.com/2012/02/13/my-friend-died-of-angst-trying-to-be-well/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 06:22:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Storch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We are a nation of wellness, although we are getting fatter by the day.  Everyone is trying to help us.  The government with Obamacare, the first lady with veggies, forcing nutrition on our children&#8217;s diet in schools, but when we live beyond expectation, the government plans to cut back on treatment because we have lived [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michelle Obama Is Not An &#8216;Angry Black Woman&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://donstorch.com/2012/01/15/michelle-obama-is-not-an-angry-black-woman/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2012 21:08:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Storch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is time to defend first lady Michelle Obama against the charges of being an &#8216;angry black woman,&#8217; after all she and her husband President Obama, are part of that elite one percent of the wealthy class of Americans, who Occupy Wall Street are protesting, and it is very difficult to be &#8216;angry&#8217; when you&#8217;re [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When You&#8217;re Closer To The End Than The Beginning</title>
		<link>http://donstorch.com/2012/01/09/when-youre-closer-to-the-end-than-the-beginning/</link>
		<comments>http://donstorch.com/2012/01/09/when-youre-closer-to-the-end-than-the-beginning/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 00:10:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Storch</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[When You're Closer To The End Than The Beginning]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In retrospect life is an evolution of time, places, jobs, careers, people and when you find yourself closer to the end than the beginning you wonder where it all went and how you got there so fast. It&#8217;s a gradual subtle process to get where you are going, some glide through life gracefully while others [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Year</title>
		<link>http://donstorch.com/2011/12/31/new-year/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2011 04:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Storch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well here it is again, New Year&#8217;s eve. It&#8217;s that time again to make resolutions for the next year that we don&#8217;t keep.  It&#8217;s much like those promotional Christmas letters we received in the past weeks that delivered family messages from our friends about the past year and the happenings the way the author saw [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Should Step Aside For The Good Of The Country</title>
		<link>http://donstorch.com/2011/12/29/obama-should-step-aside-for-the-good-of-the-country/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 16:51:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Storch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The noble thing for President Obama to do in behalf of the country would be to not run for reelection in 2012. Even if he squeaked by, by some miracle, it is unlikely the Democrats would gain control of the House and it is more likely the Republicans will take control of the Senate, making [...]]]></description>
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