If you are a boob man you had a bonanza today if you read the New York Times, they had two features in one issue on boobs and bras.
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If you are a boob man you had a bonanza today if you read the New York Times, they had two features in one issue on boobs and bras.
When all else fails, and we as a nation are now at that critical point of no return, it’s time for President Obama to pull out all the stops, and I would suggest he bring out the Ouija Board.
Barack forces taxpayers to own Government Motors, Banks, have health insurance whether they want it or not, Michele forces our kids to eat healthy, and now a cardiologist from the UK wants MacDonalds to hand-out statin pills with each Big Mac they serve.
Before Michelle Obama went on her extravagant vacation with Sasha, a bevy of friends, staff and Secret Service Agents to Spain this week she must have had a discussion about it with President Obama before she left. I’ll bet it went something like this:
Travel is so much fun these days I haven’t been doing much of it. But recently I reacquainted myself with what I have been missing.
Barack: “Michelle, look what I inherited now. Look at these damn embarrassing photos!”
O: “I don’t think so.” BP: “But we brought oil to your shores.” O: “You sure have.”
I went for a drink at Elaine’s with my friend Dino in Manhattan and sat alongside a rather attractive middle aged woman with breasts that seemed to be seeking relief.
On-board the Regent Seven Seas Mariner — Somewhere two days into a 6-day crossing of the Atlantic from the island of Bermuda to the island of Maderia off of Portugal, my daily ‘Passages’ the shipboard news of the day, informed me of the following:
Over the weekend while a blizzard rolled into Washington DC, ignoring all signs of the administration’s projections of climate warming, President Obama called a meeting in the oval office of his key advisers Rham Emanuel and David Axelrod to discuss the next steps in health care reform, which he openly refuses to accept is dead [...]
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