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		<title>A Question No One Is Asking: Was Major Hasan A Cell Of Radical Islam?</title>
		<link>http://donstorch.com/2009/11/06/a-question-no-one-is-asking-was-major-hasan-a-cell-of-radical-islam/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:31:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Storch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The carnage at Fort Hood Texas yesterday allegedly by Major Malik Nadal Hasan, a Muslim, a military psychiatrist, with radical and troubling Internet postings, who took the lives of 13 and wounded 31 others, with a non-military pistol and a semi-automatic, raises the serious question in this day an age, whether Hasan was a cell [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kudos To Macy&#8217;s</title>
		<link>http://donstorch.com/2008/07/04/kudos-to-macys/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 02:17:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Storch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Macy&#8217;s, yes the department store, has proven that if you can&#8217;t make it in New York you can&#8217;t make it anywhere.  Macy&#8217;s has made it everywhere. From their Thanksgiving parade down Fifth Avenue bringing on the Christmas season, to the fireworks on the 4th of July they are a class act, both in the delivery of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ted Kennedy, Speedy Recovery</title>
		<link>http://donstorch.com/2008/05/17/ted-kennedy-speedy-recovery/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 01:36:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Storch</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Speedy Recovery]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The nation stopped for a moment today because Ted Kennedy was ill. It didn&#8217;t make any difference what your political party was, you couldn&#8217;t help but care for Sen. Ted Kennedy when you heard the news, a man who has served as a senator for the second longest period of time in our nation, a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>China Booze Squad Curbing Liquid Lunch With Random Raids</title>
		<link>http://donstorch.com/2008/03/08/china-booze-squad-curbing-liquid-lunch-with-random-raids/</link>
		<comments>http://donstorch.com/2008/03/08/china-booze-squad-curbing-liquid-lunch-with-random-raids/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Mar 2008 16:40:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Storch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I always thought the two martini lunch in business went by the wayside with secretaries, electric typewriters and white-out, but apparently it&#8217;s alive and well in China. According to recent news reports Beijing and the Communist Party is not only reigning in corruption, they are also cutting out hours-long alcohol-soaked midday banquets paid for with public funds, something party officials always [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Injustice Of Justice</title>
		<link>http://donstorch.com/2008/03/07/the-injustice-of-justice/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Mar 2008 01:55:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Storch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A New York City cabbie trying to do the right thing with a baby that no one wanted now finds himself being prosecuted for his good deed and could spend a year in jail if found guilty. All he wanted to do was help, and is finding himself a victim of the injustice of the justice system. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Florida An Election Lighting Rod?</title>
		<link>http://donstorch.com/2008/03/06/florida-an-election-lighting-rod/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 03:30:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Storch</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Election]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Florida election lighting rod]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Katherine Harris the solution]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[manulipated by party politics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Florida gets more than its share of lighting hits annually and doesn&#8217;t really need anymore, but the Democratic Party seems to select this state for unwarranted election year lighting bolts that seem to play a role in the selection of our next president. Florida doesn&#8217;t ask to be the focal point, but when it is selected [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Don&#8217;t I Have A Say In Who Should Be The Presidential Nominee&#8217;s Running Mate?</title>
		<link>http://donstorch.com/2008/03/05/why-dont-i-have-a-say-in-who-should-be-the-presidential-nominees-running-mate/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 01:46:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Storch</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Florida in polay]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[joint ticket of clinton Obama]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[no honor among theives]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[We call it a democracy but as we have seen during this long drawn-out primary election process it is far from democratic. I have a problem with our primary paradigm and the difference between the nomination processes from party to party. It is inconsistant.  In some states the Democrats can vote more than once and they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Now Who&#8217;s Going To Answer The White House Phone At 3 AM?</title>
		<link>http://donstorch.com/2008/03/05/now-whos-going-to-answer-the-white-house-phone-at-3-am/</link>
		<comments>http://donstorch.com/2008/03/05/now-whos-going-to-answer-the-white-house-phone-at-3-am/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 17:40:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Storch</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Election]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[clinton chase for delegates]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, the answer to the question, who&#8217;s going to answer the White House Phone at 3 AM, is the same today as it was before Super Tuesday &#8212; the operator. Despite the fact that Hillary Clinton has slowed Barack Obama&#8217;s momentum, winning Ohio, Texas and Rhode Island and losing only Vermont, she still faces an almost [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Clinton Wins Ohio; McCain Wins GOP Nomination For President; Huckabee Drops Out; Texas Too Close To Call; Obama Wins Vermont . . . Developing</title>
		<link>http://donstorch.com/2008/03/04/unexplained-change-topping-unqualified-experience-in-exit-polls/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 23:52:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Storch</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Change topping Experience in exit polls]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Change&#8221; seems to be topping &#8220;Experience&#8221; in exit polls in Ohio and Texas. But voters in focus groups when asked are not be able to identify what &#8220;Change,&#8221; a word identified with Obama, will bring nor can they quantify what Clinton&#8217;s &#8220;Experience&#8221; really means. The voters seem to want change no matter what it is and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Baby, Made In India</title>
		<link>http://donstorch.com/2008/03/04/my-baby-made-in-india/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 19:42:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Storch</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[child made in India]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[India outsourcing outsourcing]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m thinking of having a child, and having it labeled, &#8220;Made in India. I don&#8217;t know if you heard about it, but reproductive outsourcing is a rapidly expanding enterprise in India. We are all used to buying a cell phone, a computer or for that matter any electronic device and when we have a problem with [...]]]></description>
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