They said it better than I could:

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.  We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
–Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
–Jay Leno

Q:  Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order  anything you like and the guy behind you has to  pay for it.
–Conan O’Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
–Jay Leno

Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s  cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society.   The other is for housing prisoners.
–David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started  to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
–Jimmy Fallon

Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
–Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most  positive result of the “Cash for Clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the  road.
–David  Letterman

And that’s a wrap!