http://donstorch.com/2009/12/24/americans-have-taken-their-eye-off-the-ball/ Columns/Opinion/Satire Sun, 20 May 2012 14:43:09 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 http://donstorch.com/2009/12/24/americans-have-taken-their-eye-off-the-ball/comment-page-1/#comment-3959 DonStorch Sun, 27 Dec 2009 00:41:31 +0000 http://donstorch.com/?p=8056#comment-3959 I missed you Norman. Watch out for the Giants. I missed you Norman. Watch out for the Giants.

]]> http://donstorch.com/2009/12/24/americans-have-taken-their-eye-off-the-ball/comment-page-1/#comment-3958 norman Sat, 26 Dec 2009 23:03:51 +0000 http://donstorch.com/?p=8056#comment-3958 Remarkable, never once taking ones eye off the ball throughout life. Unfortunate that Time Magazine wasn't aware of this individual since it certainly would have eliminated Bernanke qs Man Of The Year. Actually it would qualify as Man Of The Millennium. Even a legitimate baseball Hall OF Famer, Senator Bunning, not a playground athlete, recently took his eye off the ball when he was the only member of the Senate to be absent from voting on health care reform that he so vocally objected to. Even 92 year old Senator Byrd was wheeled into the Senate to vote on this most important legislation. And to think Bunning actually pitched a perfect game. But all is not lost. We can celebrate the return of the teleprompter thingee. How dare that Afro-American president use a teleprompter when every red blooded true American knows it should only be used by our Anglo-American presidents. Who does Obama think he is? Next thing you know he'll want to come into the White House through the front entrance. Obama took over the banking industry? Please explain. I would have liked to comment on the other list of things you mentioned along with banks and certainly the Marxist conspiracy concerning Iran, but I have to get my Sunday football picks in. There's a big carryover from last week and I feel confident about five of my picks but I need one more. The Eagles minus seven over the Broncos looks too easy. Could be some Chicago style fix in on that one. Remarkable, never once taking ones eye off the ball throughout life. Unfortunate that Time Magazine wasn’t aware of this individual since it certainly would have eliminated Bernanke qs Man Of The Year. Actually it would qualify as Man Of The Millennium.
Even a legitimate baseball Hall OF Famer, Senator Bunning, not a playground athlete, recently took his eye off the ball when he was the only member of the Senate to be absent from voting on health care reform that he so vocally objected to. Even 92 year old Senator Byrd was wheeled into the Senate to vote on this most important legislation. And to think Bunning actually pitched a perfect game.
But all is not lost. We can celebrate the return of the teleprompter thingee. How dare that Afro-American president use a teleprompter when every red blooded true American knows it should only be used by our Anglo-American presidents. Who does Obama think he is? Next thing you know he’ll want to come into the White House through the front entrance.
Obama took over the banking industry? Please explain.
I would have liked to comment on the other list of things you mentioned along with banks and certainly the Marxist conspiracy concerning Iran, but I have to get my Sunday football picks in. There’s a big carryover from last week and I feel confident about five of my picks but I need one more. The Eagles minus seven over the Broncos looks too easy. Could be some Chicago style fix in on that one.

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