Michele are you awake?, Obama asked the first lady?

“I am now ‘O’ “

“I feel like a bite to eat, would you like something from the fridge?”

“No ‘O’, I’m fine.”

“Do you think the secret service follows me late at night to the kitchen?”

“I’ll bet they do, with their jammies on and an ear piece.”

“Well I’m going to try this out, I’m hungry for something.”

Obama makes his way to the White House kitchen and sure enough a secret service agent in Washington Redskins jammaies  follows him to the kitchen.

Obama opens the refrigerator looking for a snack. The light goes on and he immediately looks for the teleprompters to deliver a message.  He doesn’t see any and turns around and sees a secret service agent in his jammies.

The secret service agent says, “Mr President may I help you?”

“Yes the President says, get me Gibbs on the phone, I want to know why the teleprompters were not here when the lights went on.”

The agent pushed some buttons on his ear piece and a telephone rang in the kitchen and Gibbs was on the phone. The President answered.

“Yes Mr. President how can I be of help?,” Gibbs said.

“Well, Gibbs the lights went on in the kitchen refrigerator and there were no teleprompters there for me to deliver my message?”

“Mr. President, we didn’t have any media interviews scheduled for 2 AM  this morning.”

“Oh, ‘O’ says.  Perhaps we should talk in the morning to see if I’m being overexposed.”

“I’ll call to get on your schedule for a morning meeting,” Gibbs said.

“Thanks,” ‘O’ said, see you in the morning”

The President went back to bed after some smoked salmon.

Michelle was sound asleep.

The next morning the President had an early morning meeting with Gibbs and asked him very frankly, “Am I over exposed?”

“Well, Mr President — we are doing very well in delivering our messages  — the world loves you,” Gibbs said.

“No, No, Gibbs cut to the chase – what’s being said on the blogs?”

“Well, Mr. President, as you know we monitor Twitter and Face Book and there are some out there that believe that you want everyone to admire and worship you.  They say that’s what narcissist do, and if you really want the facts some have called you a ‘pumpkin head’.

“Wow that’s pretty strong Gibbs”.  “What else have you got?”

“Well, Mr. President, there are some out there that say you haven’t figured out that the campaign is over.  That you have low self esteem issues and that you know you’re screwing up so bad that you constantly need to be on TV to try to keep selling crap that people will buy it.  They think that you think you are our supreme leader.  They think that you deflect people’s attention away from what’s really going on in the world by being distracted by your charisma.  They say it’s in your teleprompter’s contract,” Gibbs reported.

The President got up and Gibbs said, “Where are you going Mr. President and what have you got in your hand?”

” Oh, Gibbs, I’ll be right back – I’m just going to take a potty break and this is an Amazon Kindle — I’m just going to check out your report.”