Ossie the Osprey flew into an island of mangroves in Lemon Bay and settled down alongside Woody the Wood Stork.
“Hey, Ossie what have you been up to?”
“Oh, I’ve just been flying around trying to get away from the old lady.”
“Where you hanging out these days?”
“Oh, we’re down at the Storknest on Manasota Key.”

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“Senator McCain couldn’t be here because he wants to distance himself from me.
“Senator Clinton couldn’t get in the building because of sniper fire.
“And Senator Obama couldn’t be here because he was in church,” President Bush said last night at the White House Correspondents dinner, poking fun at his potential successors.

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