Dateline: Air Hillary.

Hillary and Bill are onboard her private jet on their way to South Carolina and the next primary, both getting their taste buds adjusted to eating hominy grits for breakfast.

“Gees. Bill these grits are terrible.” 

“Get used to them there are a few votes in them there grits.”

“I know Bill, I really never knew what you went through to get in the White House.”

“Hillary, you don’t want to know!”

“But it seems our strategy is working, you know, drawing Obama into a pissing contest with a skunk?”

“Hill, I told you that from the get-go.  It was a mistake to let him take the high road. We now have him where we want him wrestling him in the pig pen.

“No one wants to wrestle a pig in the mud, because the pig loves it.”

“You were absolutely right Bill.  Do you think the American public will really go for a two-headed presidency?”

“Well, let’s not immediately jump to that conclusion.”

“You know, Bill they are already speculating about that.”

“Listen, Hillary the public is much today as Barnum and Baily said yesterday, there’s a sucker born every day.”

“Follow my lead, we have a one two punch going.”

“You’re a shoo in.”

“Well, I hope so Bill, this is the way we planned it in law school.”

Fast forward: Hillary and Bill get the Democritic nomination for President and lose to John McCain in a landslide.

The exit polls showed that the voters would rather have two Siamese elephants attached at the trunks, to run this country, than a two-headed Clinton presidency.